Hang on tight, Daddy!
Roy was away on a business trip this week. When he arrived back home tonight, Kaitlyn was so excited to see him. She ran up to him and immediately started asking him, "Did you fall over, Daddy? Did you fall over?"
A bit puzzled, Roy responded, "No."
"Oh," Kaitlyn said. "You didn't fall over. You held on tight!"
(She was referring to his airplane flight. Unlike her well traveled older brother, the poor third child has never even been in an airplane. I'm not even sure she knows there are seats and seatbelts inside.)