Lessons Learned

Yesterday Cotter learned two important life lessons:

Number 1: If you stick the eraser end of a pencil up your nose, the metal might cut you.

Number 2: If you take fingernail clippers and clip off all of the bristles of your hairbrush, you will have unhappy parents and a pretty worthless hairbrush.

[Okay, to his credit, lesson Number 1 was actually learned vicariously through a classmate, and I don't think Cotter will try it any time soon!]